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i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

-My mum (via everybodysgotadarkside97)


i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”